2 PRINT TAB(30) "CHIEF"
4 PRINT TAB(15) "CREATIVE COMPUTING  MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY"
6 PRINT:PRINT:PRINT
10 PRINT "I AM CHIEF NUMBERS FREEK, THE GREAT INDIAN MATH GOD."
20 PRINT "ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THE TEST YOU CALLED ME OUT FOR";
30 INPUT A$
40 IF A$="YES" THEN 60
50 PRINT "SHUT UP, PALE FACE WITH WISE TONGUE."
60 PRINT " TAKE A NUMBER AND ADD 3. DIVIDE THIS NUMBER BY 5 AND"
70 PRINT "MULTIPLY BY 8. DIVIDE BY 5 AND ADD THE SAME. SUBTRACT 1."
80 PRINT "  WHAT DO YOU HAVE";
90 INPUT B
100 LET C = (B+1-5)*5/8*5-3
110 PRINT "I BET YOUR NUMBER WAS" C". AM I RIGHT";
120 INPUT D$
130 IF D$="YES" THEN 500
140 PRINT "WHAT WAS YOUR ORIGINAL NUMBER";
150 INPUT K
155 LET F=K+3
160 LET G=F/5
170 LET H=G*8
180 LET I=H/5+5
190 LET J=I-1
200 PRINT "SO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART, EH?"
210 PRINT "NOW WATCH."
230 PRINT K"PLUS 3 EQUALS"F". THIS DIVIDED BY 5 EQUALS"G";"
240 PRINT "THIS TIMES 8 EQUALS"H". IF WE DIVIDE BY 5 AND ADD 5,"
250 PRINT "WE GET"I", WHICH, MINUS 1, EQUALS"J"."
260 PRINT "NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME";
270 INPUT Z$
290 IF Z$="YES" THEN 500
295 PRINT "YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD!!!"
300 PRINT "THERE MUST BE A GREAT LIGHTNING BOLT!"
310 PRINT:PRINT
330 FOR X=30 TO 22 STEP -1
340 PRINT TAB(X) "X X"
350 NEXT X
360 PRINT TAB(21) "X XXX"
370 PRINT TAB(20) "X   X"
380 PRINT TAB(19) "XX X"
390 FOR Y=20 TO 13 STEP -1
400 PRINT TAB(Y) "X X"
410 NEXT Y
420 PRINT TAB(12) "XX"
430 PRINT TAB(11) "X"
440 PRINT TAB(10) "*"
450 PRINT:PRINT"#########################":PRINT
470 PRINT "I HOPE YOU BELIEVE ME NOW, FOR YOUR SAKE!!"
480 GOTO 520
510 PRINT "BYE!!!"
520 END
